dear darling precious loving victim diary,
the grump has his butthole lined up again. i just kissed him in the kitchen and then he tried to hump me. now my forearm is resting on his butthole, right where he likes it. if he farts- deal breaker. that simple. becky has bedroom eyes. "not yet my sweetheart. gotta watch mommy eat turkey first, you can't have any. turkey makes you hurl." ima give her a can of vienna sausages. all things considered, it was a fantastic first shift day. it was quiet. its so nice to leave my phone layin around for anyone to look at it. i love the feeling of being able to be free with it. even my pictures would bore even the most interested individual. i dunno, there might be a couple that would raise someones eyebrow, someone already paranoid maybe. here, i'll post that picture below- see it it would bother anyone.
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