dear i like to slap my dog diary,
sometimes i like to slap her in the chest. she seems to like it too. she lets me, so i dunno. i wish there was an all you could eat fruit buffet around here. i would eat there now. yep. id be in the car going. after i washed my hair- i would. my hair is nasty. yuck. i don't know why i let it get this way either. eww. i usedta never be such a scumbag. i don't deserve hair. but you know something, since i quit overwashing my hair, its so much healthier. so i dunno about that either. i don't even wanta know. so that adventurous looking fella from california looking for someone here is gunna be sad when he gets to the bikini tree. and when he sees the selection of gals waitin for him here. that dog he has is fine as shit tho- id cuddle with that shiny beast anyday. it would prolly be best if he brought back someone with him cuz the chics here are dumb. im just sayin. but maybe he can go up to wisconsin and drag one down here or something. there's always mail order. i hope he stays out of the bars tho- whew. BEWARE. try kroger.. stay out of walmart- it's as bad (or worse) as the bars. well i gotta keep my dog awake. we gotta get her days back straight. and i have to wash my hair.
sometimes i like to slap her in the chest. she seems to like it too. she lets me, so i dunno. i wish there was an all you could eat fruit buffet around here. i would eat there now. yep. id be in the car going. after i washed my hair- i would. my hair is nasty. yuck. i don't know why i let it get this way either. eww. i usedta never be such a scumbag. i don't deserve hair. but you know something, since i quit overwashing my hair, its so much healthier. so i dunno about that either. i don't even wanta know. so that adventurous looking fella from california looking for someone here is gunna be sad when he gets to the bikini tree. and when he sees the selection of gals waitin for him here. that dog he has is fine as shit tho- id cuddle with that shiny beast anyday. it would prolly be best if he brought back someone with him cuz the chics here are dumb. im just sayin. but maybe he can go up to wisconsin and drag one down here or something. there's always mail order. i hope he stays out of the bars tho- whew. BEWARE. try kroger.. stay out of walmart- it's as bad (or worse) as the bars. well i gotta keep my dog awake. we gotta get her days back straight. and i have to wash my hair.
