dear cock and a little tail diary,
mmm that does sound nice. i admit my bathtub has me spoiled with silence- it duties payoff endless- day or night. a conversation with a human being- who isnt scared of me- now that would really be something for all the world to see. toooo fucking bad i dont even drink- but maybe for you i would start, but i really hafto warn you, i cry and then i barf. thats why i always tried to stick to smoking pot- i never did cocaine- i like to be relaxed and mellow- and kick back and create and laugh til im insane. i love to eat more than anything but im not a porky pig- i just love to lick and chew on things and make a big huge mess, but im not one to get real fancy and have to wear a dress. i could best be described as a meat and potato type of gal- and all the guys used to like me cuz im a guy kind of pal. i got my feelings hurt and lost five years of my life. i realize now that's my own fault and i should have told his wife- way sooner than i did.
mmm that does sound nice. i admit my bathtub has me spoiled with silence- it duties payoff endless- day or night. a conversation with a human being- who isnt scared of me- now that would really be something for all the world to see. toooo fucking bad i dont even drink- but maybe for you i would start, but i really hafto warn you, i cry and then i barf. thats why i always tried to stick to smoking pot- i never did cocaine- i like to be relaxed and mellow- and kick back and create and laugh til im insane. i love to eat more than anything but im not a porky pig- i just love to lick and chew on things and make a big huge mess, but im not one to get real fancy and have to wear a dress. i could best be described as a meat and potato type of gal- and all the guys used to like me cuz im a guy kind of pal. i got my feelings hurt and lost five years of my life. i realize now that's my own fault and i should have told his wife- way sooner than i did.
