February 15, 2011

cherry tomato eye testing

dear diary,

well, i am so full. oink oink. i just finished my TOENAIL MOON SALUTATIONS. i have nearly applied all of my mud mask and im thinking of changing my polish color, nah im not. the moon tonight reminds me of when i was a child, well to be perfectly honest, it might not be the toenail moon, it could be the tomato on my shirt, (i know its a fricking miracle WE STILL HAVE TOMATOES HA HA IF YOU DON'T imagine me sticking my tongue out lol) anyways tonite reminds me of when i was a child and my dog RUSTY GYM SHOE broke his line in the back yard and i had to go chase him in my yellow nightgown. that sucked, and tonight sucked, because i burnt the cookies and i got tomato on my shirt and all the hi-c is practically prolly almost gone and now you have to be careful at the store because the red tic-tacs ain't what they used to be. rat bastards. someone outta sew someones eyes open and drop cherry flavored visine and do a lil testing