dear diary,
omg i fell asleep holding my breath. omg i woke up blue, but i woke up. i pushed refresh on my computer and omg, i jumpt up and down, i got more tylenol. i just woke up, as you can tail, i am a bit, EXCITED, for it is AFTER BUSINESS HOURS, why YES, it it it it is VURGINYAH, and tomorrow is a HUHOHOHOLIDUHAY, why YES it it it it is VURGINYAH, and this is just making my headache worse- i need to lay back down. and i will.
i love it that it gets so dark now at 5:30. it makes sleeping so much more easier- but way more confusing when i wake up, like for a coupla seconds, i wondered if it was 522am when i woke up, but gauging on the traffic level, i knew better. its so nice to be able to leave my cellphone laying around. i fell asleep and didn't have the all points on my phone and five years ago today, thadda sent me into a WORLDWIDE panic. funny how things change. not anymore, i could gaf less who sees my phone now- hail put the son of a bitch on the news for all i care- oh wait DUN THAT.
why is becky itchin? ima oatmeal bath her. i think her skin is dry. the old grump ain't itchin. poor girl. she looks like a mutt today. we all do i told her, "God hates us all," i say. she is the sweetest lil thing ive ever set eyes on, but she can snap in a quarter second- LOVE it. yeap shes needin the oatmeal bath. ain't gunna hurt her.
tomorrows gunna be FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
omg i fell asleep holding my breath. omg i woke up blue, but i woke up. i pushed refresh on my computer and omg, i jumpt up and down, i got more tylenol. i just woke up, as you can tail, i am a bit, EXCITED, for it is AFTER BUSINESS HOURS, why YES, it it it it is VURGINYAH, and tomorrow is a HUHOHOHOLIDUHAY, why YES it it it it is VURGINYAH, and this is just making my headache worse- i need to lay back down. and i will.
i love it that it gets so dark now at 5:30. it makes sleeping so much more easier- but way more confusing when i wake up, like for a coupla seconds, i wondered if it was 522am when i woke up, but gauging on the traffic level, i knew better. its so nice to be able to leave my cellphone laying around. i fell asleep and didn't have the all points on my phone and five years ago today, thadda sent me into a WORLDWIDE panic. funny how things change. not anymore, i could gaf less who sees my phone now- hail put the son of a bitch on the news for all i care- oh wait DUN THAT.
why is becky itchin? ima oatmeal bath her. i think her skin is dry. the old grump ain't itchin. poor girl. she looks like a mutt today. we all do i told her, "God hates us all," i say. she is the sweetest lil thing ive ever set eyes on, but she can snap in a quarter second- LOVE it. yeap shes needin the oatmeal bath. ain't gunna hurt her.
tomorrows gunna be FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
