dear diary,
the noise that came from that adorable tiny thing made me want to throw my sizzling plate at the window, narrowly missing its inconsiderate mother who was oblivious to the fact that every single person surrounding their table had their hand covering their ear closest to the beautiful child, and my ear still rings now ten hours later and im not shitting. my children did not ever scream to that octave. i would not be here if they had. the food was AMAZING, definitely worthy of serving at my funeral.
they only had the white jacket. and i got the bitch. i love it- couldn't resist. its perfect. my short gray hair and glasses will be BAD ASS.
well, they come to give the "estimate" on the rest of the bathroom tomorrow. i think i do want walls, and i want them maybe brick, and i want the floor heated, and fuckit then, the walls too, why not. and i want an exhaust fan- a super sucker- and an easy to clean floor. yes. and NO MIRRORS. its just a tub room, it shouldn't be that much.
so i found out my kid is makin FUN of me on FACEBOOK again (thanks to the emails lol) YOU CUDDA CALT and ima just go ahead and admit it right now, yeah, i woke up today and thought it was DECEMBER, you might have gained an hour last night, but I LOST A MONTH. it happens. hey. i was right on the day. last year i lost october, so i dunno, ill get it back someday. meanwhile, thanks for the heads up SEVEN UP.
k ima go catch up and see what y'all want tomorrow- we got an action packed week. buckle in kids. it cud be fun-ner than usual, especially NAY day. that's what im talkin about.
the noise that came from that adorable tiny thing made me want to throw my sizzling plate at the window, narrowly missing its inconsiderate mother who was oblivious to the fact that every single person surrounding their table had their hand covering their ear closest to the beautiful child, and my ear still rings now ten hours later and im not shitting. my children did not ever scream to that octave. i would not be here if they had. the food was AMAZING, definitely worthy of serving at my funeral.
they only had the white jacket. and i got the bitch. i love it- couldn't resist. its perfect. my short gray hair and glasses will be BAD ASS.
well, they come to give the "estimate" on the rest of the bathroom tomorrow. i think i do want walls, and i want them maybe brick, and i want the floor heated, and fuckit then, the walls too, why not. and i want an exhaust fan- a super sucker- and an easy to clean floor. yes. and NO MIRRORS. its just a tub room, it shouldn't be that much.
so i found out my kid is makin FUN of me on FACEBOOK again (thanks to the emails lol) YOU CUDDA CALT and ima just go ahead and admit it right now, yeah, i woke up today and thought it was DECEMBER, you might have gained an hour last night, but I LOST A MONTH. it happens. hey. i was right on the day. last year i lost october, so i dunno, ill get it back someday. meanwhile, thanks for the heads up SEVEN UP.
k ima go catch up and see what y'all want tomorrow- we got an action packed week. buckle in kids. it cud be fun-ner than usual, especially NAY day. that's what im talkin about.
