dear diary,
well, i just re-read my last entries, and son of a bitch they almost made sense. so ill fucking try again. im sorry to let everyone down. ill do better. one foot is painted and the other foot ain't and now im burnt on the color i chose, it brought me no luck at all, and i put nancy grace on my ornament again this year instead of paula deen and nancy grace, i did nancy grace and larry king for the simple fact that larry king is not hot, but hes prolly gunna die soon and that will be sad if i don't get on his show before he dies because peirce morgan sucks hamsters. can you believe people put hamsters up their ass. that shocked me the day i found that out. im not sure i even want to have red toenails this week im thinking brown. brown is good for november, i call november KoVeMembEr. that's what it says on my home screen on my phone. i change my greeting on my phone allot too. when you first turn it on it (my phone) says DICKMUNCHER, but that's not an accurate statement because i don't munch on dicks, i like chicken and biscuit crackers and OMG double blasted goldfish cheddar crackers and macaroni and cheese, but pineapple just tears me up. and i love pineapple. i have a weakness for it like nothing else, except peaches, and corn, and waffles, and ham and uggs. well ima fold a load of towels and paint some snails.
well, i just re-read my last entries, and son of a bitch they almost made sense. so ill fucking try again. im sorry to let everyone down. ill do better. one foot is painted and the other foot ain't and now im burnt on the color i chose, it brought me no luck at all, and i put nancy grace on my ornament again this year instead of paula deen and nancy grace, i did nancy grace and larry king for the simple fact that larry king is not hot, but hes prolly gunna die soon and that will be sad if i don't get on his show before he dies because peirce morgan sucks hamsters. can you believe people put hamsters up their ass. that shocked me the day i found that out. im not sure i even want to have red toenails this week im thinking brown. brown is good for november, i call november KoVeMembEr. that's what it says on my home screen on my phone. i change my greeting on my phone allot too. when you first turn it on it (my phone) says DICKMUNCHER, but that's not an accurate statement because i don't munch on dicks, i like chicken and biscuit crackers and OMG double blasted goldfish cheddar crackers and macaroni and cheese, but pineapple just tears me up. and i love pineapple. i have a weakness for it like nothing else, except peaches, and corn, and waffles, and ham and uggs. well ima fold a load of towels and paint some snails.
