dear sleeping all day diary,
i wasnt kidding when i said i was gunna rest all day and get ready for tomorrow. i got up and went back to bed and i just got up again. i have plans tonight tho- in the middle of the night. ima mop the floor in the kitchen- deep in the cracks- with my special knife and bucket. step up and need to be changed? there is so much that needs to be changed around here. i wish i could run for office, i would first outlaw beer. then i would legalize pot and sell it at an economic rate, and give it to all senior citizens- so they would never have to wait. i would change so many things and so many people would be happy- the crime rate would be non-existent and we could open up most of the jail as a homeless shelter. there would have to be one pod left open for the die hard criminals- because we all know that there are some that will never change their ways- but it sure would give the homeless something to do- serve the jailbirds their soup trays. then i would make the weekend last from friday until monday and nobody would return to work or school until tuesday. no business would open until noon, and everything would close at midnight and that is the way it should be, nobody wants to get up at eight in the morning- that is stupid as stupid can be. then i would put prozac in the city water supply- and everyone would get along- and to all local government employees after ten years of service- they would get an engraved bong. we would have the best run city in the fucking state- people would beg for me to become president- but some would really hate that idea and protest me all the way- because they wouldn't want the white house filled up with all the 'hay.' got news for all you haters- the 'hay' is already there- pull your heads out of your asses and do a bong you square.
i wasnt kidding when i said i was gunna rest all day and get ready for tomorrow. i got up and went back to bed and i just got up again. i have plans tonight tho- in the middle of the night. ima mop the floor in the kitchen- deep in the cracks- with my special knife and bucket. step up and need to be changed? there is so much that needs to be changed around here. i wish i could run for office, i would first outlaw beer. then i would legalize pot and sell it at an economic rate, and give it to all senior citizens- so they would never have to wait. i would change so many things and so many people would be happy- the crime rate would be non-existent and we could open up most of the jail as a homeless shelter. there would have to be one pod left open for the die hard criminals- because we all know that there are some that will never change their ways- but it sure would give the homeless something to do- serve the jailbirds their soup trays. then i would make the weekend last from friday until monday and nobody would return to work or school until tuesday. no business would open until noon, and everything would close at midnight and that is the way it should be, nobody wants to get up at eight in the morning- that is stupid as stupid can be. then i would put prozac in the city water supply- and everyone would get along- and to all local government employees after ten years of service- they would get an engraved bong. we would have the best run city in the fucking state- people would beg for me to become president- but some would really hate that idea and protest me all the way- because they wouldn't want the white house filled up with all the 'hay.' got news for all you haters- the 'hay' is already there- pull your heads out of your asses and do a bong you square.
