dear happy mouth diary,
chewing cashews has got to be a pleasure that God did not plan on providing everyone here on earth. they are so good when you are out stawking around too. i swear they are. yummy. i have to hurry tonight- i am beat to a thin mint girl scout cookie pulp. no excuse. i am worn OUT. i got kicked out of the room last night. its wrong- on so many levels because i have my own side of the bed which i share with becky only and usually i bother nobody- but the grump and becky and i all slept on the couch last night- which led to an uncomfortable position for us all. the grump slept in my crotch- which actually was the best place for him- and rather enjoyable at certain times- when he'd get to snoring at a rambunctious pace. i fell asleep wondering if he was going to die or what- he never did. i swear, his breathing is really really fucked up. it is a wonder he is alive each morning- a miracle even. work was fun tonight. grandma kicked our ass- but we held our own. the fat hog at the end of our table ran her mouth about me and it came back full circle and she wondered why i said something about it. like DUH- guess she don't know me to fucking well now does she.
chewing cashews has got to be a pleasure that God did not plan on providing everyone here on earth. they are so good when you are out stawking around too. i swear they are. yummy. i have to hurry tonight- i am beat to a thin mint girl scout cookie pulp. no excuse. i am worn OUT. i got kicked out of the room last night. its wrong- on so many levels because i have my own side of the bed which i share with becky only and usually i bother nobody- but the grump and becky and i all slept on the couch last night- which led to an uncomfortable position for us all. the grump slept in my crotch- which actually was the best place for him- and rather enjoyable at certain times- when he'd get to snoring at a rambunctious pace. i fell asleep wondering if he was going to die or what- he never did. i swear, his breathing is really really fucked up. it is a wonder he is alive each morning- a miracle even. work was fun tonight. grandma kicked our ass- but we held our own. the fat hog at the end of our table ran her mouth about me and it came back full circle and she wondered why i said something about it. like DUH- guess she don't know me to fucking well now does she.
