dear fighting dog syndrome diary,
somebody has an attitude. i am almost ready to ship ole grumpy off to boot camp. it would not do any good. he is past the age of change. i can teach him new tricks- but those are short term deals. i should have sent him with miranda and the kids to hollywood tomorrow. we talked for a LONG time about where they should eat and where they should go- her people want to go to disneyland- i told her to 'get a sore throat' and go to the price is right and farmers market and shit. it is the off season- there wont even be a crowd. disneyland just sucks when you have to do it slowly- with a bunch of people. turns out they are taping all this week too- i checked for her. all she would have to do is run by the booth in the parkinglot and grab a set of tickets for whatever day this week she wanted- and just show up- bababoom. i know they would pick her- i told her exactly what to say- and she is a gem. the lady from walmart is going with her. fuck if she took her with her- stan would feel sorry for miranda and just pick her right then.
somebody has an attitude. i am almost ready to ship ole grumpy off to boot camp. it would not do any good. he is past the age of change. i can teach him new tricks- but those are short term deals. i should have sent him with miranda and the kids to hollywood tomorrow. we talked for a LONG time about where they should eat and where they should go- her people want to go to disneyland- i told her to 'get a sore throat' and go to the price is right and farmers market and shit. it is the off season- there wont even be a crowd. disneyland just sucks when you have to do it slowly- with a bunch of people. turns out they are taping all this week too- i checked for her. all she would have to do is run by the booth in the parkinglot and grab a set of tickets for whatever day this week she wanted- and just show up- bababoom. i know they would pick her- i told her exactly what to say- and she is a gem. the lady from walmart is going with her. fuck if she took her with her- stan would feel sorry for miranda and just pick her right then.
