dear lady in red diary,
i saw you leavin the north doors of the decatur north walmart Sunday, with the cutest little chunky boy- who looked JUST like you- and you had on a red outfit and you really looked me up and down. It was around 10:45 am and all the FIRE TRUCKS were in sams club parking lot because its FIRE PREVENTION WEEK and I am certain you went over there. LMAO. i wish you weren't so afraid to talk to me again. we have allot in common, and hopefully i can still prevent you from getting herpes or something worse. honey, you ain't special, i can tell by lookin at you... and if you think that you are... have you seen his wife?
