dear eating the shit out of peanuts and cashews lately diary,
nuts are good. i can almost understand why squirrels and other small rodents crave them so. but tonight us humans are having meatloaf again because mommy whore cant seem to get her mind off of the shit. right now i keep putting the lid back on the jar of peanuts- like somehow it will keep me from getting more. i tried to sleep most of the dreadful day away- holiday or not- it's still monday. nothing good ever does come on a monday- so i rested, then rested some more. prince harry is puking again. he can keep his hands out of my nuts. someone needs to do the dishes before maria gets here tomorrow. she will lay an egg when she peeps down at all the kitchen floor cracks i did. oh mercy they were something to behold. if i just could have been paid by the ounce. tomorrow we will be one day closer to thursday. i need to see when the next full moon will be. i know it's coming up- i just can't remember the date. i'll check on that directly.
nuts are good. i can almost understand why squirrels and other small rodents crave them so. but tonight us humans are having meatloaf again because mommy whore cant seem to get her mind off of the shit. right now i keep putting the lid back on the jar of peanuts- like somehow it will keep me from getting more. i tried to sleep most of the dreadful day away- holiday or not- it's still monday. nothing good ever does come on a monday- so i rested, then rested some more. prince harry is puking again. he can keep his hands out of my nuts. someone needs to do the dishes before maria gets here tomorrow. she will lay an egg when she peeps down at all the kitchen floor cracks i did. oh mercy they were something to behold. if i just could have been paid by the ounce. tomorrow we will be one day closer to thursday. i need to see when the next full moon will be. i know it's coming up- i just can't remember the date. i'll check on that directly.
