dear diary,
i brought home another dude to take a shower and tempers flared and mouths foamed, and neighbors talked, again, but in the end, it was so fun, and there are strings of soap all over the walls in the shower- we took turns slingin it all over each other, and the water temperature was perfect and i kept it on hose the entire time which made it even more fun, and i think we ended up using half the bottle of soap and everyone sat outside the bathroom door and listened to us frolic and laugh, i felt kindof guilty but its not everyday you get an offer like that so i accepted, most willingly, and after we were done, i think i was more thirsty than he was, and we both had a bottle of water on the porch and trimmed our nails and i took him home. now im afraid ima need a bath and a nap and ill be ready to start the day again. they shore don't twain you four dat at tawgit
i brought home another dude to take a shower and tempers flared and mouths foamed, and neighbors talked, again, but in the end, it was so fun, and there are strings of soap all over the walls in the shower- we took turns slingin it all over each other, and the water temperature was perfect and i kept it on hose the entire time which made it even more fun, and i think we ended up using half the bottle of soap and everyone sat outside the bathroom door and listened to us frolic and laugh, i felt kindof guilty but its not everyday you get an offer like that so i accepted, most willingly, and after we were done, i think i was more thirsty than he was, and we both had a bottle of water on the porch and trimmed our nails and i took him home. now im afraid ima need a bath and a nap and ill be ready to start the day again. they shore don't twain you four dat at tawgit
