dear operator operator diary,
can you get me through decatur? i need to leave town real fast and i need to be gone right now. get me out the door real fast- i swear i will stop for gas. the unibomber had a son last night- in my dream- but every time i would hold him- that baby would let out a scream. it had darker hair than our son did, but oh the unibomber was proud- so proud of his new son. i was happy for him too- watching him carry around that tot- i knew what that meant for me- it meant we were done and he had a happy life and a beautiful wife and now a new son. i was very content in my dream- i didn't seem upset- and that baby sure was one of the sweetest ones that i have ever seen yet.
can you get me through decatur? i need to leave town real fast and i need to be gone right now. get me out the door real fast- i swear i will stop for gas. the unibomber had a son last night- in my dream- but every time i would hold him- that baby would let out a scream. it had darker hair than our son did, but oh the unibomber was proud- so proud of his new son. i was happy for him too- watching him carry around that tot- i knew what that meant for me- it meant we were done and he had a happy life and a beautiful wife and now a new son. i was very content in my dream- i didn't seem upset- and that baby sure was one of the sweetest ones that i have ever seen yet.
