dear what if i was an alarm clock diary,
my alarm would go off every morning at nineteen minutes after six. omg i just heard a loud spring bird in my birdhouse y'all- chirpin up the whole damn yard. it is really happening. winter is loosing it's grip on us and there is nothing anyone can do. that beautiful sound of thunder last night was a reminder that winter is through. anyway- i am not up for the day- oh hail naw- just for a second. becky went out- i'm on the couch- resting from sleep for a minute. the snake has been up for most of the night- thumping around i suppose hunting, rats fall from the sky- so she hunts real high- ima have to go fetch her a couple later this morning. i wont jip her this time like the times before i will get her at least two big fuckers. i wont get three tho- in case she gets full- i don't feel like relocating that sucker. last time it was fun- before the papers did come tho, there will come a time i can donate again. and i will. meanwhile- we buy what we need- without risking to exceed- knowing someday we will be able to share our extra rats with other snakes again indeed.
my alarm would go off every morning at nineteen minutes after six. omg i just heard a loud spring bird in my birdhouse y'all- chirpin up the whole damn yard. it is really happening. winter is loosing it's grip on us and there is nothing anyone can do. that beautiful sound of thunder last night was a reminder that winter is through. anyway- i am not up for the day- oh hail naw- just for a second. becky went out- i'm on the couch- resting from sleep for a minute. the snake has been up for most of the night- thumping around i suppose hunting, rats fall from the sky- so she hunts real high- ima have to go fetch her a couple later this morning. i wont jip her this time like the times before i will get her at least two big fuckers. i wont get three tho- in case she gets full- i don't feel like relocating that sucker. last time it was fun- before the papers did come tho, there will come a time i can donate again. and i will. meanwhile- we buy what we need- without risking to exceed- knowing someday we will be able to share our extra rats with other snakes again indeed.
