February 4, 2011

please kids (no pity) original post 10/25/10

dear personal hygiene diary,

I still have what matters the most, and THE MAN IN THE ROBE SAW THRU THEM, thank you JESUS IN THE SKY, and I'll get my boob job next year.

As far as the "friend," listen, this is what I know and have learned about TRUE FRIENDS K? Again speaking HYPOTHETICALLY, a TRUE FRIEND will help you hide the body.

And that is all I know.

Sometimes you just bite off more than you can chew, I sure hope that his wife has as good OR better teeth than I do, and mine are damn near perfect. And that is NO JOKE.