dear diary,
i am so lucky, lol, i got the bestest dogs in the whole wide world. i am a dork tho, as for some reason, i set my alarm and woke the kid up for school today, man was he pist. i thought it was funny, he, not so much. oh whale, oughta buy me an extra hour of peace and quiet this morning.
still a dork, i am already stalking my mailbox for my boots and chances are, they ain't even left yet. that's sad. i dunno tho, bert came pretty fast and i ordered him in the middle of the night, and he's already full and doing his job really well. i still don't like him, but he will do. i like the old berts better.
i must have tossed and turned all night my head is one giant frizzball, no worse in one spot than another, even my bangs got in on the action. musta been all the JELLO dreams and i don't even like JELLO in real life.
i am so lucky, lol, i got the bestest dogs in the whole wide world. i am a dork tho, as for some reason, i set my alarm and woke the kid up for school today, man was he pist. i thought it was funny, he, not so much. oh whale, oughta buy me an extra hour of peace and quiet this morning.
still a dork, i am already stalking my mailbox for my boots and chances are, they ain't even left yet. that's sad. i dunno tho, bert came pretty fast and i ordered him in the middle of the night, and he's already full and doing his job really well. i still don't like him, but he will do. i like the old berts better.
i must have tossed and turned all night my head is one giant frizzball, no worse in one spot than another, even my bangs got in on the action. musta been all the JELLO dreams and i don't even like JELLO in real life.
