February 18, 2011

spoon me

dear eating soup and salad in bed diary,

eating soup is so damn tasty. especially when you ain't sick. it's a mini celebration in your mouth. it's a drink and a meal, and you getta use my personal two favorite things- the bowl and the spoon. i fucking love the spoon. spoons are great. i hate forks- the useless fucks. i always injure myself with them. and the prongs seem to always bend. i have high dollar silverware too- not cheap shit. maybe its because i often use the forks as nail pullers. i dunno, but i like spoons because i make less mess, and they are friendlier to my mouth. i like and appreciate restaurants who pass out spoons without having to beg for one. lafonditas is my favorite spoon restaurant at this time.