DEAR TIM DIARY,
THERE IS A WAY TO SHUT ME UP. THERE IS A WAY TO MAKE ALL THIS GO AWAY.
BE A MAN. TELL THE JUDGE THAT THERE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN AN ORDER OF PROTECTION ENTERED IN THE FIRST PLACE, THEN TELL HIM WHY YOU DID IT. I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU. WE PARTED AS FRIENDS. YOU KNOW THAT.
THEN TELL THE STATES ATTY HOW YOUR WIFE BUTTERED UP THE STORY AND YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT BECAUSE YOU WERE SCARED. TELL HER HOW THERE WAS NO WRENCH IN THE TIRE, HOW THERE'VE BEEN NO CALLS, AND HOW YOUR WIFE CONSTANTLY MAKES STUFF UP LIKE THIS WHEN SHE GETS ANGRY AT PEOPLE, (FORMER NEIGHBORS, FRIENDS, ETC)
OTHERWISE, YOUR EYES WILL GET PUFFIER, YOUR STOMACH FATTER AND IT WILL BE HARDER AND HARDER TO FIND NEW WOMEN TO SATISFY YOUR PRIMAL URGES, OR MEN, OR WHATEVER YOU ARE INTO THESE DAYS. I SAW YOUR BUFFALO WILD WING GIRL AND WOW- YOU ARE MOVIN RIGHT ON UP IN THE WORLD. BUT NONETHELESS, TIM, REALLY, THINK ABOUT DOIN WHAT IS RIGHT, AND ENDING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
IFFIN YOU WANT TO GO ON THO, I DO ENJOY SEEING YOU AND YOUR LOVELY BRIDE AT COURT. I OFTEN COUNT THE SPLIT ENDS IN HER STRAWLIKE HAIR WHEN I SIT BEHIND YOU AND ALWAYS PLAY 3393 IN PICK 4 MIDDAY AND 619 PICK 3 AT NIGHT.
WELL, TIM, WE WILL HAVE TO SEE WHAT THE FUTURE BRANGS.
LOVE,
OMG BECKY
