February 5, 2011

what are you gunna do (when its in your face) op 11/01/10


dear by invitation only diary,


i mean really. be gracious about it. be a big girl. know when to blow the whorn. it's not worth aging over. let the bygoons be bygoons. nobody even wants that prize. is that the prize? a prize is something special, a prize is something everybody wants. a prize is something hidden inside the pinata, not advertised on the internet. i'm just sayin. i don't even want to come to the party where the prize is at.

now that you know a primary chunk of the jist of the shit, i caint hailp but wonder if you still feel the same weigh. how could you tho. it's had to've shifted, as you have to know i'm not all bad. i got screwed so bad. plus, you know you've lied on me, cuz you cant lie to yourself, all those acts you've pinned on me are dumb, i so cant help but laugh at the things you've said i've done.

You're only five years older than me and you look like my mom, i'm not sayin that to be mean honey, but you didn't look that bad in 2005 when you were fat and had a booty. I know the age thing is fixin to pile up on me pretty fast so i prolly shouldn't say shit, but all this stress is takin a toll. its time to chillax. I don't have any problem with you people, I'M GUILTY- you guys got me convicted with your lies- YOU ADDED TO MY CRIMINAL RECORD- WHOOHOO I GOT CONDITIONAL DISCHARGE OF 24 MONTHS and you heard the JUDGE SAY- HE WAS GUNNA GIVE ME JAIL TIL HE HEARD ME SPEAK- TIL HE HEARD THE TRUTH- so you ALMOST got me. But you didn't.

Do you really want to go there AGAIN my good lady?

Let's just let Nancy decide. Want to? Then we'll go on VACATION.
call meridith 323-860-1018 just call her. shes waiting. please. make the arrangements. ill get permission. its free FIRST CLASS and they pay each person $300 five star hotel (two rooms if you guys are still split up and you both can bring new lovers and he can bring multiple lovers) and you do NOT have to take the lie detector test- but i wish that you would- i will forfeit my $300 and give it to you for you to take one, even pay you out of my own pocket- buy you a cool pair of jeans- whatever- hair conditioner- something, I just want to take the test.

thank you for considering this. i know you will.