February 18, 2011

whore in one

dear still being true diary,

one thing i know, there is one thing for certain, that poor lil girl today don't need to be in jail. i hope after the state's attorney heard what she didn't want me to say- she realized she pissed on the wrong fire hydrant. my powers still work somewhere, thank God, i dunno what happened here. yes i do, i am laughing out loud. i am not inserting the abbreviations anymore to laughing out loud because 914 told me that it is not what they look for and generally like to leave those out for the most part- unless it is part of the context of the piece. when i post on my other blog, i notice i used the abbreviation like salt on corn. so i have grown in that area. it'll keep my editor busy. i figure- my editor will have a hayfuckingday with my shit anyfuckingway. no doubt about it. my sentence fragments and mis-spailings are quite abundant. imass badas sarah palin. hearing that girl get not guilty today was awesome. i think the biggest surprise is when the bailiff ran his file cart into the courtroom door. why do you need a cart for three files anyway? his arms weren't broken- but they shoulda been for skinnin up that door like he done with that golf cart.