dear puppy love diary,
i yearn to house a puppy again- if only briefly- as if to care for one while someone is away on vacation or in the hospital or jail. i don't want to have it forever- because adjusting my household for a whole new permanent companion would suck, but i'd be willing to do it for a minute. becky loves the little fucking barking runt next door. she's a tiny dog of some breed and loves to bark with that 'yippy' bark. it wakes me up- pisses me off- and causes me to think of ways to silence it. i don't think i could ever hurt a domesticated animal- but if i were ever to start- it might be with that dog. i think my snake could eat that little dog- on any given day- i know for a fact that would make the barking go away.
i yearn to house a puppy again- if only briefly- as if to care for one while someone is away on vacation or in the hospital or jail. i don't want to have it forever- because adjusting my household for a whole new permanent companion would suck, but i'd be willing to do it for a minute. becky loves the little fucking barking runt next door. she's a tiny dog of some breed and loves to bark with that 'yippy' bark. it wakes me up- pisses me off- and causes me to think of ways to silence it. i don't think i could ever hurt a domesticated animal- but if i were ever to start- it might be with that dog. i think my snake could eat that little dog- on any given day- i know for a fact that would make the barking go away.
