dear today diary,
today i am making believe that the sun is shining and that i am not suffering from an extreme case of heartburn and that i am still in fact sleeping because the birds did NOT wake me up. i am making believe that i won the top prize on the million dollar raffle last night on the lottery- on one of my six tickets i have not checked yet. i am glad i went to walmart last night and got the shit i needed so i don't have to go today. you guys should have seen the grump last night- he looked like he was on vacation. look.... 
he is a good co-pilot, always ready to land. he is the king of my double wide. we have polyester curtains and a redwood deck.
