dear plantless in my house diary,
while i still have not cooked that chicken yet, i have taken out all of my plants- with the exception of my grandmas spider plant- which never leaves the house but on warm rainy days. omg the grump just had a bath! it is official! mark it down and pass me the crown- i got the job DONE- i don't give a shit about that chicken either- the hardest job ever has been a success. fear no evil- I AM THE BEST! that dog was filthy dirty. i scrubbed him down for a good thirty. he looks two shades lighter- he is pissed off now but his mood will get brighter. i am as happy as a whore can be- now that fucker again can sleep with me- he stunk so bad he didn't stink- i'd wash him down the best i could- in the sink- but when that water hit him in the tub- i gave him a hardcore scrubbing like a whore should- under his big balls and around his dick too- all those places i see him chew- and now he smells so fresh and kewl- not to sleep with him- why- i'd be a fool. now i guess i'll cook that chicken- then give my own self a bath and quit bitchen.
while i still have not cooked that chicken yet, i have taken out all of my plants- with the exception of my grandmas spider plant- which never leaves the house but on warm rainy days. omg the grump just had a bath! it is official! mark it down and pass me the crown- i got the job DONE- i don't give a shit about that chicken either- the hardest job ever has been a success. fear no evil- I AM THE BEST! that dog was filthy dirty. i scrubbed him down for a good thirty. he looks two shades lighter- he is pissed off now but his mood will get brighter. i am as happy as a whore can be- now that fucker again can sleep with me- he stunk so bad he didn't stink- i'd wash him down the best i could- in the sink- but when that water hit him in the tub- i gave him a hardcore scrubbing like a whore should- under his big balls and around his dick too- all those places i see him chew- and now he smells so fresh and kewl- not to sleep with him- why- i'd be a fool. now i guess i'll cook that chicken- then give my own self a bath and quit bitchen.
