dear understanding how i tick diary,
under normal circumstances i am a down to earth, cool, collected, calm, rational, witty, clever, honest and an easy person to figure out, but there are things that have been happening lately that have been surprising even me- and i'm used to about everything i can dish out. i whisper to becky and tell her i love her at least 80 times per day- the only way she responds to me is to flip her ears and grunt sometimes as if to say, 'i love you too bitch leave me alone now you fucking drive me nuts.' sometimes it seems like everybody thinks i have lost my mind. even the dogs roll their eyes up at me i swear they do- i get no kind of respect here anymore. the grump thinks he can hump on me- and becky humps on him. i get my head bit off when i hump the grump- but becky can ride his head all day. things are not fair around here- in fact they are really fucked up. i will keep on being the victim of this until i do something about it. something has to change. i cant whisper to the grump- he growls at me- so to him i don't say anything personal.
under normal circumstances i am a down to earth, cool, collected, calm, rational, witty, clever, honest and an easy person to figure out, but there are things that have been happening lately that have been surprising even me- and i'm used to about everything i can dish out. i whisper to becky and tell her i love her at least 80 times per day- the only way she responds to me is to flip her ears and grunt sometimes as if to say, 'i love you too bitch leave me alone now you fucking drive me nuts.' sometimes it seems like everybody thinks i have lost my mind. even the dogs roll their eyes up at me i swear they do- i get no kind of respect here anymore. the grump thinks he can hump on me- and becky humps on him. i get my head bit off when i hump the grump- but becky can ride his head all day. things are not fair around here- in fact they are really fucked up. i will keep on being the victim of this until i do something about it. something has to change. i cant whisper to the grump- he growls at me- so to him i don't say anything personal.
