March 28, 2011

psycho plant killer

dear i am a lucky girl diary,

but i have killed my plant. you know- i thought it would be ok. i understand now why it isn't, there is a difference in between the two plants in that pot and i can clearly see now what those differences are. one plant has a lettuce leaf and the other plant has a corn leaf and the lettuce leaf plant cant handle the cold like the corn leaf plant. duh. so i pulled up the lettuce leaf plant and threw it in the yard. it's gunna die anymfway. fuck it. ima psycho plant killer. take me to the river. drop me in the water. i wont make that mistake again. i made a bunch of mistakes this year. oh whale. i ain't worried about it. there ain't time for worry. i have to get that job you guys- and you're gunna help me. by listing my blog site as a reference on my application, and your visits- clicks and comments- and general traffic- i was hoping- thinking- praying- that might float me to the top of the glass of candidates in the pool of cream of select whipped topping for the job of which i am so interested in- and inquiring about the second week in april.