dear sometimes when i scratch diary,
i don't really know how to say this without being nasty, so ima just say it. sometimes when i scratch- skin comes off and cakes under my fingernails and then it floats around in my bathwater and i wonder what a crime analyst would do with all that dna floating around. oh man- talk about a field day- a gold mine- a fucking college credit class- you could learn allot from looking through my bath. there are always a bunch of feathers from that dumb blanket on my bed- they get caught up in my hair and always float to the surface as soon as i dunk my head. then there is always a ring of 'becky hairs' that soak mainly off my chest- i think they stick to me there- cuz she likes to be on me there the best. and this part is really fucked up you guys- i cant even believe ima admit this- but sometimes after i shave my legs- you can see the hairs floating in the bubbles. now that's fucked up for a bunch of reasons- one of which is the COLOR- my hair on my legs is like the hair on my head- it's blonde- so i shouldn't be able to see it. but its so LONG (lol) i don't have any trouble picking out my shaved off hairs floatin on the bubbles. it makes me ashamed that i've waited so long- but fuckit- my pants fit better. i thought with a tub that i would prolly shave more- but nah, that isn't the case, i am to busy doing other things and cutting the hairs on my face. ima change the sheets on my bed and brush my teeth and look for a pencil.
i don't really know how to say this without being nasty, so ima just say it. sometimes when i scratch- skin comes off and cakes under my fingernails and then it floats around in my bathwater and i wonder what a crime analyst would do with all that dna floating around. oh man- talk about a field day- a gold mine- a fucking college credit class- you could learn allot from looking through my bath. there are always a bunch of feathers from that dumb blanket on my bed- they get caught up in my hair and always float to the surface as soon as i dunk my head. then there is always a ring of 'becky hairs' that soak mainly off my chest- i think they stick to me there- cuz she likes to be on me there the best. and this part is really fucked up you guys- i cant even believe ima admit this- but sometimes after i shave my legs- you can see the hairs floating in the bubbles. now that's fucked up for a bunch of reasons- one of which is the COLOR- my hair on my legs is like the hair on my head- it's blonde- so i shouldn't be able to see it. but its so LONG (lol) i don't have any trouble picking out my shaved off hairs floatin on the bubbles. it makes me ashamed that i've waited so long- but fuckit- my pants fit better. i thought with a tub that i would prolly shave more- but nah, that isn't the case, i am to busy doing other things and cutting the hairs on my face. ima change the sheets on my bed and brush my teeth and look for a pencil.
