March 30, 2011

slumber party

dear red nails and overnite company diary,

pulling out prince william's mattress is always fun to do- the dogs love it too- i got the fancy comforter i had packed out and omg it smells like a dream. i wonder what kind of laundry soap that was i used on it. i wish i knew. shit smells bad ass. my nails turned out perfect. a deep deep red they are. nothing to do later today- nothing but sleep and take it easy on the sleazy. ima make molasses butter pork chops for lunch i think, or try to. i found something i lost yesterday and lost it again already. it makes no sense to me, but am i surprised? not really. i would lose my head if it wasn't attached. i prolly would. i might be able to find it. but it would take a while.