dear airwhorns and pour sugar on me diary,
here in a few minutes our town will sound like we are going to war. the tornado sirens will be tested and this is an important test- possibly the most important one of the whole year because we are gettin ready for the season. i fucking hate tornadoes man. they are some scary mothers. the one in 1974- i remember it went right up through shadow lane- by gawd- why cant we have a repeat of that. they say lightning doesn't strike twice in the same spot- kids that's not true. i am here to tell you. FALSE. it certainly can. lightning can strike any damn place it wants. it has not clue one where it has struck before. i know better than to try to sleep during the tornado siren. i also know better than to be walking around outside under the bitch too. i'll pass out. loud noises can do that to me- sirens and bells and horns and shit- scare the lights right out of me- it is so stupid. it is just so funny to everyone- everyone but me. i am used to it. one time- super loud music did it too- at a def leppard concert- which was very intense. it made that concert much more memorable. i always wondered who turns the sirens on at 10AM on the first tuesday of the month. nasa? houston? maybe?
here in a few minutes our town will sound like we are going to war. the tornado sirens will be tested and this is an important test- possibly the most important one of the whole year because we are gettin ready for the season. i fucking hate tornadoes man. they are some scary mothers. the one in 1974- i remember it went right up through shadow lane- by gawd- why cant we have a repeat of that. they say lightning doesn't strike twice in the same spot- kids that's not true. i am here to tell you. FALSE. it certainly can. lightning can strike any damn place it wants. it has not clue one where it has struck before. i know better than to try to sleep during the tornado siren. i also know better than to be walking around outside under the bitch too. i'll pass out. loud noises can do that to me- sirens and bells and horns and shit- scare the lights right out of me- it is so stupid. it is just so funny to everyone- everyone but me. i am used to it. one time- super loud music did it too- at a def leppard concert- which was very intense. it made that concert much more memorable. i always wondered who turns the sirens on at 10AM on the first tuesday of the month. nasa? houston? maybe?
