dear having an idea diary,
instead of changing our clocks all the time- i say we just do it once. set it forward a half an hour and leave the bitch alone. it seems like we just set our clocks the other day. this shit is gunna do nothing but screw with me. i laid awake and did nothing but stare at that clock on the damned cable box and think about mcdonalds breakfast. i want that shit bad today. i swore off my heater and it is cold in my house again. it was 69 when i went to bed- and it feels 30 now. i am not turning on the furnace. omg i kept laughing at the grump last night when i was trying to go to sleep- i pissed the unibomber OFF and that made me laugh even MORE, but the grump couldn't get comfortable so he started his pacing shit- going from one bed to the other- his crib- to prince harry's bed- and when he walks he sounds like an elephant- and when he jumps in bed with you- it sounds like a caboose falling (and feels like it too) and beens it was so late- it struck me funny- so funny- i could NOT keep from laughing. so then the unibomber started throwing a tantrum- which brought the grump rearing back- ready to tear someone a new ass, and then becky was up cheerleading- tail waggin- wonderin why mommy was so happy and the unibomber was yellin- and gettin yelled at by the grump after a period of long dead silence. so that was a pretty a-typical sendoff to sleepland. but i am up now. but prolly not for long. mcdonalds serves breakfast til 11 today tho.
instead of changing our clocks all the time- i say we just do it once. set it forward a half an hour and leave the bitch alone. it seems like we just set our clocks the other day. this shit is gunna do nothing but screw with me. i laid awake and did nothing but stare at that clock on the damned cable box and think about mcdonalds breakfast. i want that shit bad today. i swore off my heater and it is cold in my house again. it was 69 when i went to bed- and it feels 30 now. i am not turning on the furnace. omg i kept laughing at the grump last night when i was trying to go to sleep- i pissed the unibomber OFF and that made me laugh even MORE, but the grump couldn't get comfortable so he started his pacing shit- going from one bed to the other- his crib- to prince harry's bed- and when he walks he sounds like an elephant- and when he jumps in bed with you- it sounds like a caboose falling (and feels like it too) and beens it was so late- it struck me funny- so funny- i could NOT keep from laughing. so then the unibomber started throwing a tantrum- which brought the grump rearing back- ready to tear someone a new ass, and then becky was up cheerleading- tail waggin- wonderin why mommy was so happy and the unibomber was yellin- and gettin yelled at by the grump after a period of long dead silence. so that was a pretty a-typical sendoff to sleepland. but i am up now. but prolly not for long. mcdonalds serves breakfast til 11 today tho.
