dear clean walls in the halls diary,
now that my walls are clean, i don't want anyone farting in the livingroom. that includes the dogs. i know that is what makes the walls so dirty- all the ass gas from the dogs. everytime the grump stretches- he farts a little bit. it used to be funny until i saw the water in the buckets today. good grief. what must be in my lungs- he usually sits next to me when he farts. becky doesn't fart like he does- but she does fart. i have woke myself up farting a few times- but mine are contained well under the covers in a whole different area of the house- so ima say my ass gas ain't the cause of the dirt in here. the mud spots i found on the lower part of the wall by the kitchen were a phenomenon all on their own. i believe whole heartedly they spelled the words, "fuck" and "off" but i cant be sure. dog messages from a slop artist. who are these smart creatures trying to fool anyway? it ain't me. i caught on. now as i was saying, we have an understanding around here, now we do anyway- there will be no further delays in the onset of clean walls in our household. not out here- for awhile- we are living in style. no mud clods- no ass gas- no paw prints, no lint guests. we are spring clean mean and ready to be seen. plus, pretty soon- the lawn will be green.
now that my walls are clean, i don't want anyone farting in the livingroom. that includes the dogs. i know that is what makes the walls so dirty- all the ass gas from the dogs. everytime the grump stretches- he farts a little bit. it used to be funny until i saw the water in the buckets today. good grief. what must be in my lungs- he usually sits next to me when he farts. becky doesn't fart like he does- but she does fart. i have woke myself up farting a few times- but mine are contained well under the covers in a whole different area of the house- so ima say my ass gas ain't the cause of the dirt in here. the mud spots i found on the lower part of the wall by the kitchen were a phenomenon all on their own. i believe whole heartedly they spelled the words, "fuck" and "off" but i cant be sure. dog messages from a slop artist. who are these smart creatures trying to fool anyway? it ain't me. i caught on. now as i was saying, we have an understanding around here, now we do anyway- there will be no further delays in the onset of clean walls in our household. not out here- for awhile- we are living in style. no mud clods- no ass gas- no paw prints, no lint guests. we are spring clean mean and ready to be seen. plus, pretty soon- the lawn will be green.
