dear out of guilt alone i write this diary,
yes, i have love for the other dog as well. technology will most certainly record and take witness to the fact that i wrote one animal a love letter and most conveniently left the other one out, so i will now take the time to future correspond on the love of my other animal unit. it is the way that you sleep sideways in the bed- placing uneven body weight on my legs, that causes my knee jerk love reaction. it is your loud, obsessive, relentless, obnoxious. snoring, which you do when you are awake, that deepened my everlasting commitment of certain love and admiration for you. it is your constant back talking and threatening attitude that makes me want to get right up in your face and show you how much i love you. it is your protective and forceful nature that i find amusing when there is no threat. i love the way you rub your butthole on me and hump all of my friends. if you were not the most beautiful smartest dog on the planet- you would not be alive and loved so deeply. i really love you.
