dear better him than me diary,
fucking i just got the hiccups again. it doesn't seem like i can go a day without getting them bitches. i used to get them when i was pregnant allot. prince william used to get them when he was inside of me too- omg it was so cute when we would both have them at the same time. i would hiccup and then my big round belly would jump. i loved being pregnant. it's a wonder i didn't have 20 kids. if you would have told me eighteen years ago today how things would be turning out- gosh- ida prolly kissed you- thanked you and just cried with relief. it is so scary looking down at a beautiful baby and wondering what he will be in eighteen years. but now that i know- i did a good job- i mean i really did a good job- all the heartache and hassles and bullshit and the final product is a kind, gentle, honorable, trustworthy man- i did that. i am so proud of my tiny little baby boy- who only weighed 6 pounds 7 ounces and shit his pants and wet the bed and called all the 900 sex line numbers. LMAO
fucking i just got the hiccups again. it doesn't seem like i can go a day without getting them bitches. i used to get them when i was pregnant allot. prince william used to get them when he was inside of me too- omg it was so cute when we would both have them at the same time. i would hiccup and then my big round belly would jump. i loved being pregnant. it's a wonder i didn't have 20 kids. if you would have told me eighteen years ago today how things would be turning out- gosh- ida prolly kissed you- thanked you and just cried with relief. it is so scary looking down at a beautiful baby and wondering what he will be in eighteen years. but now that i know- i did a good job- i mean i really did a good job- all the heartache and hassles and bullshit and the final product is a kind, gentle, honorable, trustworthy man- i did that. i am so proud of my tiny little baby boy- who only weighed 6 pounds 7 ounces and shit his pants and wet the bed and called all the 900 sex line numbers. LMAO
