dear good times in the bathtub diary,
not having a bath since thursday, i do believe it is time again. i haven't smelled anything funky foul yet- but it shouldn't be long i'd guess. i think the mud in my bed absorbs the oil in my hair. usually when i do get in the tub like this- there will be a ton of little tiny becky hairs floating around. there used to be feathers too- but i put my feather blanket away after i washed it- so most of the feathers have dissipated (thank goodness). i think this week i will pack up my winter clothes and get out my spring shit. seems like as good of a time as any to start doing some of that. i should start investing in some razors again i suppose- and get the seaweed off my legs at a more regular rate. ima be white all summer long tho- i hate the sun. no sun for me. i've never had a tan. that's prolly why i still don't look my age. i ain't complaining. go ahead and make fun of me all you want. ima be the one laughing when the waiter thinks i am my eighteen year old son's GIRLFRIEND.
not having a bath since thursday, i do believe it is time again. i haven't smelled anything funky foul yet- but it shouldn't be long i'd guess. i think the mud in my bed absorbs the oil in my hair. usually when i do get in the tub like this- there will be a ton of little tiny becky hairs floating around. there used to be feathers too- but i put my feather blanket away after i washed it- so most of the feathers have dissipated (thank goodness). i think this week i will pack up my winter clothes and get out my spring shit. seems like as good of a time as any to start doing some of that. i should start investing in some razors again i suppose- and get the seaweed off my legs at a more regular rate. ima be white all summer long tho- i hate the sun. no sun for me. i've never had a tan. that's prolly why i still don't look my age. i ain't complaining. go ahead and make fun of me all you want. ima be the one laughing when the waiter thinks i am my eighteen year old son's GIRLFRIEND.
