dear pony tail diary.
i like going to the laundrymat because it exposes you to various types of people you wouldn't ordinarily see in your basement when you do laundry at home and it eases the punishment of being at the laundrymat. is it called the LAUNDROMAT or LAUNDRYMAT- how does a person figure that out? and why do i really need to wash my washer? that is a scam iffin i ever heard one- but i do it. it does smell better once it runs through it's cycle or whatever- i just imagine it to be menstruating. i tell everyone, "leave it alone- the washer is on it's period," you know- cuz it's running with no clothes in it and you can actually see water in it. front loaders are funny cuz you never barely see the water in them. it's weird. the wet clothes come out practically dry and in weird ass shapes. i have this one sweater that comes out- looks like it is ready to go to outer space. it takes about a half an hour to pull it back apart from itself- you'd swear it would never fit my ass. last time i did it the unibomber said, "is that the same sweater you just had?" it was super tiny- and then it was normal again. it could be any size really- just depends on how long you stretch it out.
i like going to the laundrymat because it exposes you to various types of people you wouldn't ordinarily see in your basement when you do laundry at home and it eases the punishment of being at the laundrymat. is it called the LAUNDROMAT or LAUNDRYMAT- how does a person figure that out? and why do i really need to wash my washer? that is a scam iffin i ever heard one- but i do it. it does smell better once it runs through it's cycle or whatever- i just imagine it to be menstruating. i tell everyone, "leave it alone- the washer is on it's period," you know- cuz it's running with no clothes in it and you can actually see water in it. front loaders are funny cuz you never barely see the water in them. it's weird. the wet clothes come out practically dry and in weird ass shapes. i have this one sweater that comes out- looks like it is ready to go to outer space. it takes about a half an hour to pull it back apart from itself- you'd swear it would never fit my ass. last time i did it the unibomber said, "is that the same sweater you just had?" it was super tiny- and then it was normal again. it could be any size really- just depends on how long you stretch it out.
