dear i was clearly headed to the top diary,
something happened. i needed a cookie and had to come back down. that is what it was. it pissed me off too. normally i don't eat cookies, not on the way to the top anyway. now my knee hurts cuz i hit it on the step climbin off the bitch. i am tired too. can you tell? i thought i had a brain tumor earlier. i had a ring in my ears and my neck was sore in a funny place. i almost went for an mri- but i couldn't find my phone to call an ambulance. i'm lyin. i ate a flinstone vitamin (cuz i love the orange ones) but my ears were ringin. oooh the grump went into the bathroom with the shower on..... that's odd. so the jade tree had an accident today- but you know what i always say about accidents huh? 'ACCIDENTS AREN'T ACCIDENTS IF THEY CAN BE PREVENTED,' and this one sure coulda. the grump KNOCKED IT CLEAN OVER. so now boys and girls, ima have not two jade trees, but hopefully FOUR now- cuz two cuttings fell off. i dipped them in the rooting whoremoan and hopefully i'll have a whole damn tree farm. i still wont give one to the goat EVER. as long as i live EVER. he can kiss my ass. that funky little fucker. ugh. the dark side.
something happened. i needed a cookie and had to come back down. that is what it was. it pissed me off too. normally i don't eat cookies, not on the way to the top anyway. now my knee hurts cuz i hit it on the step climbin off the bitch. i am tired too. can you tell? i thought i had a brain tumor earlier. i had a ring in my ears and my neck was sore in a funny place. i almost went for an mri- but i couldn't find my phone to call an ambulance. i'm lyin. i ate a flinstone vitamin (cuz i love the orange ones) but my ears were ringin. oooh the grump went into the bathroom with the shower on..... that's odd. so the jade tree had an accident today- but you know what i always say about accidents huh? 'ACCIDENTS AREN'T ACCIDENTS IF THEY CAN BE PREVENTED,' and this one sure coulda. the grump KNOCKED IT CLEAN OVER. so now boys and girls, ima have not two jade trees, but hopefully FOUR now- cuz two cuttings fell off. i dipped them in the rooting whoremoan and hopefully i'll have a whole damn tree farm. i still wont give one to the goat EVER. as long as i live EVER. he can kiss my ass. that funky little fucker. ugh. the dark side.
