dear makes me scratch my ass diary,
people are so weird sometimes. like i don't understand what makes people the way they are. we all have things we like and things we don't like, but why on earth would you be so scared of a snake? my snake has already bitten me- it hurt- and i ain't scared of it STILL. are you scared of a cat? because that is all my snake is- a cat with no arms or legs. if you look really close- you can tell where my snake used to have arms and legs- all snakes used to- then through time- they fell off and just quit coming out with them on there- but you can kinda see where they once were. who knows- you and i mighta been a snake once. i dunno why people want to throw a fit every time i get her out. she ain't no killer. i admit to trying not to like my snake when i first got her, but now- she is a part of the foundation of my family. i feel like somehow i rescued her from the mouth of a crackhead. she has a great life now- and everyone here fears her but me. prolly cuz i made her so big and strong and fat and long- EXACTLY like i like 'em.
people are so weird sometimes. like i don't understand what makes people the way they are. we all have things we like and things we don't like, but why on earth would you be so scared of a snake? my snake has already bitten me- it hurt- and i ain't scared of it STILL. are you scared of a cat? because that is all my snake is- a cat with no arms or legs. if you look really close- you can tell where my snake used to have arms and legs- all snakes used to- then through time- they fell off and just quit coming out with them on there- but you can kinda see where they once were. who knows- you and i mighta been a snake once. i dunno why people want to throw a fit every time i get her out. she ain't no killer. i admit to trying not to like my snake when i first got her, but now- she is a part of the foundation of my family. i feel like somehow i rescued her from the mouth of a crackhead. she has a great life now- and everyone here fears her but me. prolly cuz i made her so big and strong and fat and long- EXACTLY like i like 'em.
