April 19, 2011

lunch with the legs

dear going there diary,

flooding is a concern if you're still in a ditch. i just got out of the bathtub and i would still be there, but i couldn't stand looking at all the slings of hair floating around again on the bubbles. i shaved my legs again and it's really weird how much hair that comes off the tiny fuckers. you wouldn't think they'd have so much on them- cuz you sure cant see that shit when i'm up slitherin across the floor. oh fuck, at least i hope you cant. i know i cant cuz i don't look. i fucking love my legs. more than anything i do. i am so lucky to have them little skinny fuckers. i used to hate my legs- oh no- not anymore. i hear whores with skinny legs are in high demand. i better start paying more attention to them before somebody else does.