dear earthlings diary,
my spacecraft has arrived. my people have finally made it to earth and not a post to soon. i have to leave here now, but they said i could possibly come home later tonight- after the carnival to be held in my honor. i am to work the kissing booth. i will not brush my teeth because that is what my people men prefer. i will come back a very rich retarded whore, but i will not be human anymore. i will fuck like an alien forever.
my spacecraft has arrived. my people have finally made it to earth and not a post to soon. i have to leave here now, but they said i could possibly come home later tonight- after the carnival to be held in my honor. i am to work the kissing booth. i will not brush my teeth because that is what my people men prefer. i will come back a very rich retarded whore, but i will not be human anymore. i will fuck like an alien forever.
