dear i feel like dancing diary,
i want to just dance on top of my fridge- its so clean up there now. i hate to have to even put anything up there at all- but you know- i will. i am. because i am desperate for space in my tiny clamshell house. but omfg- how clean do you need the wall and shit to be under the damn icebox? the whole kitchen smells better- but it never stunk anyway. honestly tho- i wish the clean police would come and inspect my house and commend me for such an outstanding job. but not until i do the stove. it's been ten years on the stove too. fuck if i just didn't realize that. just right this second. my stove is a cock bitch to move out too- cuz it like sits on a cabinet instead of like its own unit or whatever. i have a bewitched stove. one day i'll post a picture of it- but today will NOT be that day. shit is piled all over it and now i am cooking bacon to eat with syrup. i love bacon and pancake syrup and milk. mmm. ima eat that now. bye.
i want to just dance on top of my fridge- its so clean up there now. i hate to have to even put anything up there at all- but you know- i will. i am. because i am desperate for space in my tiny clamshell house. but omfg- how clean do you need the wall and shit to be under the damn icebox? the whole kitchen smells better- but it never stunk anyway. honestly tho- i wish the clean police would come and inspect my house and commend me for such an outstanding job. but not until i do the stove. it's been ten years on the stove too. fuck if i just didn't realize that. just right this second. my stove is a cock bitch to move out too- cuz it like sits on a cabinet instead of like its own unit or whatever. i have a bewitched stove. one day i'll post a picture of it- but today will NOT be that day. shit is piled all over it and now i am cooking bacon to eat with syrup. i love bacon and pancake syrup and milk. mmm. ima eat that now. bye.
