dear tally post counter diary,
my original post topic was to be how damn good dinner was, but then i realized this was my 999th post and i threw all intentions to the wind. fuck that delicious turkey. i'll prolly cook another one just like it next month on my birthday- so it really ain't that special. but 999 posts since january 18th- that is a friggin miracle. i am certifiably batshit. is there such a thing as over-posting? this is a free country- or last i heard it still was, for MOST of us it's posta be- but i've learned over the last fourteen months that if you carry a badge- you are 'free-er' than most. not only are you, (the badge holder) 'free-er,' but your cuntface wife and her offspring by another non-badge holding man is as well. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE AND A SPECIAL HOLIDAY CUNTFACE WISH TO YOU AND KIDNEY CUNTFACE. i really need to cuntrol myself- i have now spit all over my couch- little pieces of turkey- from laughing my ass off. i must retire now to the bathtub to relieve myself. please enjoy post 999 as much as i have writing it. for fucks sake.
my original post topic was to be how damn good dinner was, but then i realized this was my 999th post and i threw all intentions to the wind. fuck that delicious turkey. i'll prolly cook another one just like it next month on my birthday- so it really ain't that special. but 999 posts since january 18th- that is a friggin miracle. i am certifiably batshit. is there such a thing as over-posting? this is a free country- or last i heard it still was, for MOST of us it's posta be- but i've learned over the last fourteen months that if you carry a badge- you are 'free-er' than most. not only are you, (the badge holder) 'free-er,' but your cuntface wife and her offspring by another non-badge holding man is as well. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE AND A SPECIAL HOLIDAY CUNTFACE WISH TO YOU AND KIDNEY CUNTFACE. i really need to cuntrol myself- i have now spit all over my couch- little pieces of turkey- from laughing my ass off. i must retire now to the bathtub to relieve myself. please enjoy post 999 as much as i have writing it. for fucks sake.
