dear my fingernails diary,
break one- they all come down- that is the standing rule, but i like my nails shorter so much now that i may never let them get long again. i am serious. there are so many reasons not to. i'll use half the polish, half the polish remover, take less time painting them and prolly have less of a chance at an air bubble or blemish in the paint. i can not stand an imperfect nail. it drives me insane. then there is the functionality of them- oh wow- i cant describe how much easier life really is without these claws hanging off me. honestly, i missed them yesterday for about an hour after it happened- and then all of a sudden- i was like, "YAY!" i have been set free finally- and it feels good. damn good. ima just keep them this normal length till i get the porch painted and the flowers planted and the ants killed and if i have to chop them trees down- till i chop them trees down- and see how it goes from there. cuz it sure is nice having fingers again.
break one- they all come down- that is the standing rule, but i like my nails shorter so much now that i may never let them get long again. i am serious. there are so many reasons not to. i'll use half the polish, half the polish remover, take less time painting them and prolly have less of a chance at an air bubble or blemish in the paint. i can not stand an imperfect nail. it drives me insane. then there is the functionality of them- oh wow- i cant describe how much easier life really is without these claws hanging off me. honestly, i missed them yesterday for about an hour after it happened- and then all of a sudden- i was like, "YAY!" i have been set free finally- and it feels good. damn good. ima just keep them this normal length till i get the porch painted and the flowers planted and the ants killed and if i have to chop them trees down- till i chop them trees down- and see how it goes from there. cuz it sure is nice having fingers again.
