April 2, 2011

the public ordeal

dear living the dream diary,

tonight i sure was in for a treat. a delight for the eyes. i never get tired of seeing a man dig in his crotch. it makes you wonder what he's got up in there. it must be really crowded in there to hafta keep hand scootchin around like that all the time. i dunno- i try and keep my hands out of that area when i am out in public. if i was a man tho, i swear i would cut holes in all my pockets- a secret passage. so nobody could see me.