dear yearly thing diary,
so every year since i can remember, i do something pretty cool, i think, starting today- because of the date. in our town some of the prefixes to our local telephone numbers are 422. we have 423, 424, 425, 428, and 429 too. so later on today, i'll call 422-2011, and i'll say, "yay! you are so lucky because your phone number is today's date!" and usually it's an answering machine when i do this- but sometimes they answer. once i think the lady REALLY was surprised and didn't know. that makes my little extra effort worth it every year- that CHANCE they forgot. cuz i didn't, and i prolly wont either. and whoever has tomorrow's number always has the earth day number- so dammit if they ain't super special. they should win a better prize than just a lucky phone call from the whore.
so every year since i can remember, i do something pretty cool, i think, starting today- because of the date. in our town some of the prefixes to our local telephone numbers are 422. we have 423, 424, 425, 428, and 429 too. so later on today, i'll call 422-2011, and i'll say, "yay! you are so lucky because your phone number is today's date!" and usually it's an answering machine when i do this- but sometimes they answer. once i think the lady REALLY was surprised and didn't know. that makes my little extra effort worth it every year- that CHANCE they forgot. cuz i didn't, and i prolly wont either. and whoever has tomorrow's number always has the earth day number- so dammit if they ain't super special. they should win a better prize than just a lucky phone call from the whore.
