dear hot fudge and all that shit diary,
oh my gawd becky. she is sleeping with her head resting on the grump's ass you guys really should see this shit. that is what i call LOVE. the grump doesn't like to be touched while he is sleeping- so what a sight. all i had on my mind earlier was a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream and a cherry on it, but now- ima need a brownie. brownies are good when they are either hot- or chewy. if you overcook a batch of brownies- that's a bad ass shame- just a terrible thing- but if you hurry up and eat the whole fucking pan- you ain't wasted shit. once them fuckers start to cool off tho- garbage is what they are- hard pieces of dangerous garbage. you can really fuck yourself up on an overcooked brownie too. i am talking mouth trauma. oh AND teeth trauma- oh fuck yes. it ain't never happened to me- but i've seen it. fucking awful shit man- gettin fucked up by a brownie. i try and keep most nuts off of my brownies- as a safety precaution.
oh my gawd becky. she is sleeping with her head resting on the grump's ass you guys really should see this shit. that is what i call LOVE. the grump doesn't like to be touched while he is sleeping- so what a sight. all i had on my mind earlier was a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream and a cherry on it, but now- ima need a brownie. brownies are good when they are either hot- or chewy. if you overcook a batch of brownies- that's a bad ass shame- just a terrible thing- but if you hurry up and eat the whole fucking pan- you ain't wasted shit. once them fuckers start to cool off tho- garbage is what they are- hard pieces of dangerous garbage. you can really fuck yourself up on an overcooked brownie too. i am talking mouth trauma. oh AND teeth trauma- oh fuck yes. it ain't never happened to me- but i've seen it. fucking awful shit man- gettin fucked up by a brownie. i try and keep most nuts off of my brownies- as a safety precaution.
