April 26, 2011

salted stocking hat

dear temperature change diary,

how cold does it need to be? i woke up in my shorty shorts and practically froze trying to find pants. i quit lookin and got the blanket instead. i gotta go downtown and mail this fat envelope that will prolly end up costing me thirty seven dollars to mail. if i wasn't so proud of it i would keep the bitch- but it is way to good to stay here. i slept like a rock last night. i love it when i do that. it wont change anything today- but it was sure nice to zonk out all night. maria said she'd be here to clean my house around noon. that'll be a great time to sneak out and go eat fajitas. i need meat inbetween my teeth and some sweet salsa. the other day i saw some lady putting SALT in her salsa and it gave me the willies. why would anyone salt their salsa? i dunno but that salisbury steak will be so good for supper. i haven't made that for a minute either. well- my dear readers... it is off to the post office. i am nervous. i'll be sure to post the tracking number so we can all watch it arrive.