dear oh dear diary,
i like the months that begin with the letter 'A' and i like it when the 27 days fall on wednesdays. it makes me want to eat round steak. i made round steak for dinner one august 27th in 2003 and it was the best shit i ever made to this very day. it is funny how the mind works, or my mind anyway, but it is april 27, 2011- not august- but it is a wednesday. so i dunno. it still could mean something. ima make chicken for dinner and fuck everything up. ha. i would never. but it sounded like something i would say. i just woke up to the yipping bitch dog next door- earlier it was a fucking bird that done it- and before that- my wonderful child. my kid has pissed me off. we are about to go rounds. for real. i'll win. it is a crying shame he did not pull this crap BEFORE i spent all that money on his hair- omg. i suppose he is just waiting to see how nasty his mother can get. um... poor prince harry ain't even begun to see the 'dark side' of his earth mother whore.
i like the months that begin with the letter 'A' and i like it when the 27 days fall on wednesdays. it makes me want to eat round steak. i made round steak for dinner one august 27th in 2003 and it was the best shit i ever made to this very day. it is funny how the mind works, or my mind anyway, but it is april 27, 2011- not august- but it is a wednesday. so i dunno. it still could mean something. ima make chicken for dinner and fuck everything up. ha. i would never. but it sounded like something i would say. i just woke up to the yipping bitch dog next door- earlier it was a fucking bird that done it- and before that- my wonderful child. my kid has pissed me off. we are about to go rounds. for real. i'll win. it is a crying shame he did not pull this crap BEFORE i spent all that money on his hair- omg. i suppose he is just waiting to see how nasty his mother can get. um... poor prince harry ain't even begun to see the 'dark side' of his earth mother whore.
