dear pull it out slowly diary,
whatever you do, make that pain last as long as you can. it will be a long time before i feel anything like that again. i want to relish the severity of it. i need to remember how it really feels to be rendered helpless for a second. because once you pull it out for me- i'll soon forget what it actually feels like to be an IDIOT (like your DUMB ASS) the one who fucking LEFT THE THUMBTACKS ALL OVER THE FLOOR IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE- deciding how INAPPROPRIATE picking them all up REALLY WAS AT THE MOMENT YOU SPILLED THEM ALL, even tho we have EIGHT TENDER PAWS, AND SIX HUMAN FEET (including your own pigeon toed ass.) but hey. ima lucky gal. i had a fair chance. i could have looked before i ran my heel down upon its waiting point. you're damned lucky i have had a tetanus shot. thanks for pulling it out tho- it was the least you could do. you can go back to bed now. i'll stay up and possibly bleed out.
whatever you do, make that pain last as long as you can. it will be a long time before i feel anything like that again. i want to relish the severity of it. i need to remember how it really feels to be rendered helpless for a second. because once you pull it out for me- i'll soon forget what it actually feels like to be an IDIOT (like your DUMB ASS) the one who fucking LEFT THE THUMBTACKS ALL OVER THE FLOOR IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE- deciding how INAPPROPRIATE picking them all up REALLY WAS AT THE MOMENT YOU SPILLED THEM ALL, even tho we have EIGHT TENDER PAWS, AND SIX HUMAN FEET (including your own pigeon toed ass.) but hey. ima lucky gal. i had a fair chance. i could have looked before i ran my heel down upon its waiting point. you're damned lucky i have had a tetanus shot. thanks for pulling it out tho- it was the least you could do. you can go back to bed now. i'll stay up and possibly bleed out.
