dear rub-a-dub-dub diary,
i feel like i want company in the bathtub today. i feel like a wee bit of splishy splashy fun. i will draw a hot tub full of smell good bubbles and light some candles and send the unibomber to the store. we'll have the whole gigantic bathtub to explore. becky will be the only one we can let in- but she wont jump over the sides or nothing- she's only into kissin. i'll get the supersoaker out and i can super soak you and you can get your super soaker out and you can soak me. mmmm. and we can get more hot water if we need it- or we can get cold water if we need that. oh well- i cant wait i have to go now- but it would have been fun if we cudda figured out how.
i feel like i want company in the bathtub today. i feel like a wee bit of splishy splashy fun. i will draw a hot tub full of smell good bubbles and light some candles and send the unibomber to the store. we'll have the whole gigantic bathtub to explore. becky will be the only one we can let in- but she wont jump over the sides or nothing- she's only into kissin. i'll get the supersoaker out and i can super soak you and you can get your super soaker out and you can soak me. mmmm. and we can get more hot water if we need it- or we can get cold water if we need that. oh well- i cant wait i have to go now- but it would have been fun if we cudda figured out how.
