dear what about me diary,
i got new lawn furniture while ago- the wind blew me some in my yard. if somebody dont claim it here in the next coupla hours i might have to dry it off and paint it and scribble whore all over it and make that shit mine. it looks pretty new too. how's about that for some recycling. i am a good recycler. i used to be. i'll get good at it again soon. the city bitches are posta deliver our new carts by the end of the week. with my luck the fuckin fire department will be the ones to pass out the bright blue fucking things. imagine that. the heroes- bringing around the fucking garbage new garbage tubs. FUCKERS. i'll get violated for coming 50ft within the firetruck at the end of my driveway- when the city fuckers came to me. i'd still like to know what would happen if my house was to catch on fire. or worse- if i was to wreck on the EAST side of town on a first shift duty day. i swear i'd crawl off and die in a ditch- but i've already said that. ima go outside and wait for a table to blow by and see if i can grab one of those. i've always wanted one with a big umbrella like they got over on the NORTH side of town. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE.
i got new lawn furniture while ago- the wind blew me some in my yard. if somebody dont claim it here in the next coupla hours i might have to dry it off and paint it and scribble whore all over it and make that shit mine. it looks pretty new too. how's about that for some recycling. i am a good recycler. i used to be. i'll get good at it again soon. the city bitches are posta deliver our new carts by the end of the week. with my luck the fuckin fire department will be the ones to pass out the bright blue fucking things. imagine that. the heroes- bringing around the fucking garbage new garbage tubs. FUCKERS. i'll get violated for coming 50ft within the firetruck at the end of my driveway- when the city fuckers came to me. i'd still like to know what would happen if my house was to catch on fire. or worse- if i was to wreck on the EAST side of town on a first shift duty day. i swear i'd crawl off and die in a ditch- but i've already said that. ima go outside and wait for a table to blow by and see if i can grab one of those. i've always wanted one with a big umbrella like they got over on the NORTH side of town. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE.
